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17 minutes ago, s4harso said:

Normal People: "Oh no, my internet is down for 10 minutes, I should call my provider!"

Solana Holders: "First time? We call this a 'scheduled nap'. See you guys in 4 hours when the validators wake up." 😴⛓️

 

ID: 50870789

 

Just lost 1500$ on the slots last night... but no worries, the best way to cover gambling losses is to add the money you lost straight to whatever random things you bought right after. So yeah, this pack of donuts I bought yesterday is 1500$ .

 

1win id :- 341827556

 

Thanks for the opportunity 

ID : 332454058

 

Me: "Okay, the coin has dropped 40%. It’s at the bottom. This is the 'generational wealth' entry point. Time to go all in."

The Market: (Stays flat for 3 seconds)

Me: "I am a genius. I am the wolf of Wall Street. I’ve already picked out the color of my Ferrari."

Bogdanoff: "He bought?"

Assistant: "Yes, sir. He went all in with his rent money."

Bogdanoff: "DUMP IT."

The Market: (Drops another 60% immediately)

Me: "It’s okay. This is just a 'healthy correction.' I’ll just check my balance in a year."

Notification: “You have been liquidated.”

Me: (Opening LinkedIn): "I am thrilled to announce I am starting a new position as a Senior Fry Specialist at McDonald’s."

 

 

 

ID : 332454058

ID :332454058

"My favorite crypto-betting meme in one sentence:'I deposited $100 in BTC to 1win → lost it all on roulette → now my portfolio is 100% in "regretcoin" → but hey, at least the house edge is lower than my life choices.'(And yes, I HODLed the regret all the way to zero... classic degen move )1win ID:92186099

 

 

I started playing 1WIN hoping it would distract me from my brutal crypto losses. Instead, it doubled the damage. Now I’m pretty sure crypto trading and online betting are long-lost siblings raised by a Gangster Uncle whose only mission is to snatch my money and laugh at my pain.

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